The million-dollar question political pundits are speculating about is: Who will Sleazy Joe Biden choose for his running mate?
There are certain qualities the Obama flunky would require of any potential V.P. sidekick. First, that candidate would need to be a woman. The political reasoning stems from the fact that Biden has lost a lot of ground with women since his own #MeToo scandal erupted. Although he continues to pander to liberal extremists, he needs to give women a reason to vote for him.
But with his unwelcome groping of women and girls well documented, two other factors come into play. Does she have nice-smelling hair? And, will she keep her mouth shut? Sleazy Joe’s accusers are nearing double-digits.
While even disgraced ex-President Bill Clinton could not truthfully state that Hillary ranks among attractive women, a good hairdresser could make her hair sniffable enough for Joe. But her most endearing quality for Sleazy Joe is she’d do anything to win, #MeToo be damned. That being said, what else does the “Nasty Woman” bring to the table as a potential running mate?
President Donald Trump stunned Washington-insiders by soundly defeating Hillary 304-227 after the final Electoral College votes were tallied. But it’s critical to consider that her popularity among far-left voters and women hoping for the first female president earned her a popular vote majority — 65,853,514 to Pres Trump’s 62,984,828.
Hillary considered the 2016 election a coronation process rather than a fight for the White House. Despite her lack of campaigning, she still outpaced President Trump by more than 2 points nationally. Had she worked with better strategists, razor-thin margins in Florida and Pennsylvania could have swung her into the Oval Office.
Sleazy Joe and Hillary Clinton is a match of the most corrupt politicians on the American landscape today. Call it the nuclear option if you like, but the Democratic National Committee would welcome that Clinton cash they got used to.
Although the Clinton brand has lost some of its luster, other possible running mates appear less likely to give the Democrat ticket an edge on the Trump-Pence ticket.
Sen. Elizabeth “Fauxcahontas” Warren
The Massachusetts liberal has massive credibility issues and would be the butt of more than a few DNA test jokes. Her far-left leanings include taking down big banks, and that won’t swell campaign finance coffers. She lacks appeal outside liberal strongholds and has limited value turning Trump-won battleground states Blue.
Sen. Kamala Harris
The upstart came out with a robust primary campaign and made her bones taking Sleazy Joe to task over his lengthy record on bigotry and segregation. She got significant pushback from the party and establishment media for calling Biden out.
The former California A.G. is a fierce debater. She could hold her own against Vice President Mike Pence. But the Biden Campaign would be barraged by fact-based racism and bigotry questions all over again.
The failed gubernatorial candidate lost in Georgia by under 2 points and has been courting Sleazy Joe ever since. Democrat insiders believe an African-American woman would deliver a demographic advantage. President Trump won Georgia by a solid 5 points and the entire South, except for Virginia.
Although Biden touts his popularity in the South, Democrats have turned party perception into a hot mess. Anti-gun measures, abortion-on-demand fights, and targeting Christian worship during the pandemic have left a sour taste in voters’ mouths. Besides, no record of Sleazy Joe sniffing dreadlocks exists, making her a wildcard candidate.
There are other dark horse possibilities in the Democrat landscape. These include the likes of Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar, Nevada Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto, and Florida Rep. Val Demings, who worked as an impeachment manager.
As outside-the-box as it may sound, Hillary brings the money, votes, and willingness to trash the #MeToo movement necessary to stand within groping distance of Sleazy Joe Biden.