Oh, Great, Now the Air is Racist According to Liberals

Proving once again that American taxpayers have been way too generous for our own good, the National Academy of Sciences has discovered that the air is racist. If you think that’s too stupid to be true and you’re waiting for the punchline… there’s no punchline. They really mean it. Liberal scientists have determined that the air itself is racist.

According to USA Today and NPR – those two bastions of scientific innovation – the scientists practically stumbled on this new discovery by accident. Perhaps they were looking for those “racist dog whistles” that only liberals can hear and ended up finding a completely different invisible source of racism. A microaggression, if you will.

“Pollution is disproportionately caused by whites, but disproportionately inhaled by black and Hispanic minorities,” say the totally neutral scientists who don’t have a political ax to grind. Let’s see if we can unpack this hot new theory that has all the girls at CNN excited.

White people cause racist air by committing racist sins against the planet, mainly by doing racist things such as “creating electricity.” Then, according to Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN), the Jews cause the wind to blow all of the pollution from the racist power plants into black and Hispanic neighborhoods, where they are forced to breathe the racist air. Science!

Scientist Jason Hill adds, “What is especially surprising is just how large pollution inequity is and has been for well over a decade.”

So… it started right around when Obama came into office? Good to know.

“Pollution inequity” is a great new fake liberal science term that I’ll have to add to my lexicon. It comes after “Cisgender Heteronormative Fascism” and “Global Warming” alphabetically.

Using the same accounting tricks that brought us the Green New Deal, pollution inequity means that white people experience 17% less air pollution than they produce through electricity consumption. Stop laughing, this is science!

Meanwhile, black people experience 56% more air pollution than they produce. And the Jewish weather controllers that Ilhan Omar is worried about are really sticking it to Hispanics. They experience 63% more air pollution than they produce. As we see with all liberal policy “discoveries,” the study reveals more racist presuppositions among liberals than they were accusing conservatives of committing in the first place.

For example, the push for Voter ID has been declared racist. Asking for voters to show ID and prove that they haven’t already voted, and that they are who they say they are, disenfranchises black and Hispanic voters, right? The underlying presupposition is that blacks and Hispanics are too poor to afford a driver’s license or are too uneducated on how to get one. If you don’t believe me check out this eye opening video of how liberal college kids view black and brown people when it comes to voter ID laws.

The racist air study is very similar. Blacks and Hispanics breathe in a disproportionate amount of air pollution, because they use less electricity than white people. Why? Because they’re poor, according to liberals. The report suggests they can’t afford nice things like white people supposedly can (guessing they’ve never met a lower middle class or poor white person in their life) and therefore they use less electricity, because they don’t have to recharge their iPhones all the time. Duh!

And like all liberal policies, there’s only one way to solve the racist air pollution dilemma when you think about it. White people should have to pay more for their electricity, with the difference being paid to minorities because they have to breathe the brunt of our excessive iPhone charging. Rep-AIR-ations.

America used to have bad air pollution in large, congested liberal cities like Los Angeles. It’s where the term “smog” comes from. There’s no smog there any longer, because America fixed California’s smog problem. All of America has borne a great financial burden just to clean up California’s air. We have federal emissions standards on cars now and we pay a lot more money for cars today because of this. And we did that just so California, specifically, could have clean air once again.

You want to see bad air pollution? Go to China. You have to wear a P95 face mask just to walk across the street – and while you’re walking across the street, pray that a car doesn’t hit you because the drivers can’t see 20 feet in front of them. But I’m guessing liberal scientists don’t want you to know about that!

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40 Responses

    1. Here’s a great idea! All libtards and leftwing mentally ill fools can stop this racisim! Just stop breathing! That would do it!

      1. I have heard some really, really stupid things in my short 70 years on this planet, but this literally takes the cake! These IDIOTS cannot believe that sane people will take this as fact, can they?

      2. One thing is certain, liberals gets their hands on some good dope. I mean it has to be the dope to come up with the most stupid things they can come up with.

  1. The will stop at nothing to blame whites for everything they don’t like. Those so called scientists should be stripped of their degrees!

  2. I’d contribute to a fund to gather up all the lefties and ship them off to Mars on the next SpaceX flight. Or an active volcanic island…

  3. OK, now who is being racist, Liberals!!!!
    Why do they blame everything on whites, when most of them are white?????! Dumb and stupid is the answer. They think in their dull mind that liberals are the savior of the world…not so. Most of the filth and disease is causing pollution not white people driving their cars and LIVING!!?Its the filthy Drug addicts in California polluting the streets and spreading germs, biggest glob of liberals in the country!! Hispanics, while we are on it, illegally come here with TB,HIV, bacterial spreading illnesses which are infecting our lower borders. There is what is causing pollution ; not ordinary “white” citizens. Liberal scientists…do your job, get a life..stupid idiots with altered brains

  4. I feel sorry for the black and hispanic Americans. What a shame how liberals treat these people. Are you all really that stupid? Seriously…why don’t you come out shouting….HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK WE ARE? They will do anything to start a race war. And unless black and hispanic Americans tell the liberals we breathe the same air as whites and we know how to get a voter I.D. cards they will keep this idiotic garbage up because they see you as stupid and a vote come election day. But whatever.

  5. Taking this a step further, look at where the vast majority if road litter is located. It is mostly in minority neighborhoods. So I would charge that this is also racist but in the opposite direction. The racist minorities are polluting our environment with trash that everyone else has to look at and live with. That impacts me the white consumer who not only cleans up my own neighborhood but indirectly through my taxes must clean up theirs also. They are racist towards me deteriorating my quality of life by their actions.

  6. “And we did that just so California, specifically, could have clean air once again” – Given the persistent west coast weather patterns what the forty six states east of California do doesn’t have any effect on California air pollution. The air in California comes from the west, from the Pacific Ocean. Characteristically, the Pacific moisture in the air condenses as fog. It’s what California adds to the fog that produces smog.

  7. The criminal liberal-Socialist-Democrat degenerates coming up with this myth are using the same insane policies that Hitler, Stalin and Castro did to enslave the public into the great free and giveaway program of Socialism, followed by concentration camps and then death camps.


  9. I think my head is about to implode. I can not stand anymore of this nonsense.

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